Splitsville: 10 best and handpicked Quotes

Splitsville Movie Quotes and Dialogues

Dakota Johnson and Adria Arjona are both known in Hollywood for their stunning charm and brilliant acting. They are now gracing our screens with their latest film Splitsville on the Neon platform.

Filled with excitement and laughter, this comedy movie has a very interesting storyline that revolves around two couples. One couple’s marriage is falling apart, which leads the man named Carey to seek comfort with his friend Julie. But he is shocked to discover that Julie’s marriage is so happy because she and her husband have an open marriage. And from there, Carey and Julie begin to get closer than they should.

Because of this closeness, many unexpected and hilarious situations unfold, which will leave you in splits while watching the movie. But for now, let’s take a look at some of the best and most memorable quotes and dialogues from Splitsville that will only increase your excitement for it.

Splitsville Movie Quotes and Dialogues

1. By the way, Julie and I had s-x last night. Together. 

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2. – I wanna get divorced. I’m unfaithful. I’ve been unfaithful. 

– Please don’t say that. Just one time? Please don’t make me count. Two? Three?

3. – You okay?

– No, You have any water?

4. – I don’t want to get a divorce.

– No one does.

– She does.

5. Divorce isn’t that big a deal. 

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6. – I read a book.

– It was an article.

– Whatever. We’re open.

– You guys f-king with me right now?

– We are not monogamous.

7. – I slept with someone too.

– Oh, you did?

– Yeah, and it was good, so it’s all good.

– Oh, it was good?

– We don’t even have to talk about it.

8. – You guys are so inspiring. I hope I’m this mature when I’m your age.

– We’re not that old. Go to bed.

9. I don’t want to have s-x with you either, Ashley. Okay? I just want my wife back. Gah, why does everything have to be so complicated? I’m not that bad looking.

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10. – This is normal, right? People go through stuff like this in the first year of marriage.

– No.

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Final Words

Apart from Johnson and Arjona, Kyle Marvin and Michael Angelo Covino also play key roles in the film. And it must be said, after watching the trailer of Splitsville on YouTube, expectations have risen quite a lot.
Michael Angelo Covino not only stars in Splitsville but also directs it. He has portrayed the complexities of open marriage in a bold yet humorous way.

Watch it on Neon (New Zealand)